User:Stigzler
The unofficial biography and anti-promotion site of the popular 90's Toastmaster and general factotum, Stigzler. Alternatively, his first forays into wiki-micking.
Biography
Early Years and Parentage
There are many rumours considering the origins of this unremarkable individual. Some have argued for mineral fusion, others that it doesn't really matter. One thing is for sure - it took two and one to hold the ladder.....
Schooling
Anecdotally, early education involved talking to a lot to people who sold shoe polish and also those who tended to point (mainly in a vague upward direction). These groundings founded (in an anchoring fashion) a strong belief in many different ideas around holding thoughts in your head for more than a day. Thus, truly eclectic and verbose form the start, his ears often grew at different rates. Over time, like all things, this would balance out, but who knows, right?
Early Adulthood
Spurred on by Erikson's intellectually superior expectations of his development, Stigzler strove to fulfil his own and that other person's ideas around what he should do on a Saturday morning. "Cakes!" he was often heard to shout from his wallpaper turret atop his single storey bathroom. Cakes soon became a theme and one which ultimately would lead to a brief period of laddering. Overall, it is considered a period of free stamps.
Deep Sea Batter
Often kept hush hush - this was one advert he couldn't vault. It's not true. If you wish.
The Cyan years
Like the colour. The colour.
Career
Mainly uneventful. Bit like most - waved a bit, now and then and chuntered (occasionally).